O’Hanlon Distance


the o’hanlon distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based s-x positions.
nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

the o’hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

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