Ohauiti


a place in the city of tauranga, nz where sheep sh-ggers roam anonymously through fields in the upper half, and maoris wait to ambush any unsuspecting teenager in the lower half. go live in rowesdale, you’ll be safe.
in driving from the top of ohauiti road to the bottom, i was raped by a hillbilly sheep-sh-gger, then reached a peaceful section, then was mugged for my cigarettes before reaching welcome bay road.

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