Ohisian


a wandering ohio native in the land of the steelers.
hey yinz guys! look over here, an ohisian. hey ohisian, the browns suck!
someone with ohio plates who drives in the left lane for miles with no regard for the traffic who wishes to p-ss. usually ohisians drive a mini van but sometimes they can be spotted in a 70’s j-panese compact that should have been scr-pped in the early 80’s.
i would have been home much earlier but this d-mn ohisian was in the p-ssing lane for ten miles.
a term used to describe anyone who has originated from ohio. main characteristics of an ohisian are dim-wittedness, telling irrelevant and not funny jokes/stories, mumbling speech, excessive use of the phrase “i seen” + a noun, occasional snorting which usually accompanies a goofy-esque laugh when something is deeming funny or unusual, and a horrific sense of style.
when roger told us that ridiculously boring story the other night, i thought, “that guy is so ohisian”.

the ohisian woman was consistently made fun of due to her aqua-net infused hairstyle, horrifically moo-moo-esque teal cotton dress, and the one can of budweiser that seemed as if it were glued to her hand all night.

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