Ohlsen
a word used to describe a male that exhibits h-m-s-xual characteristics but is clearly straight. actions of a ohlsen being may range from idealizing kelly clarkson or google image searching ryan seacrest. the persons heteros-xuality is typically expressed by their interest in hillbilly females.
apart from their wimpy physique be careful to not anger a male in a ohlsen mind set. they will often make outrageous threats and grab any item in the surrounding areas and creatively use it as a weapon
male (acting as an ohlsen) : ” if you dont turn that music off i am going to george forman grill your face off!”
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