ohmie


a furry man who is a f-ck sometimes. he likes computers and sh-t. he thinks he’s tight, but mostly, he’s just a f-ck.
but everybody loves his sh-t.
ja: “i want an iphone.”
evan: “what, are you a f-cking f-ck, you f-ck? that’s the dumbest sh-t i’ve ever heard, ever.”
ja: “why are pulling an ohmie right now?”
evan: “woahh… i duneveno, man..”

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