ohnot


a phrase used to irritate the f-ck out of people. derived from peoples responses to exciting stories. meaning “wow thats so cool”, “no way!”or “awesome” in the most sarcastic manner you can think of.

-usage
only say “ohnot” after someone says a statement.
make sure no expression is on your face.
and use any tone that fits (question,sarcasm,exciting,ect) sarcasm works the best.
use it every possible time for the maximum effect.
teacher: okay cl-ss for this next -ssignment you’ll need your calculator.
student: ohnot
teacher:excuse me? what did you say?
student: you f-cking heard me!
teacher: you just got detention after school.
student:….ohnot
teacher: if you don’t stop saying that i’m going to call your parents.
student: ohnot
teacher: i cant take it anymore! -runs out of room screaming-
student: ohnot!
other student: that was so funny!
student: ohnot

person1: my cat just died, then my brother got kidnapped, not to mention i got all f’s on my report card, and then to top it off when i was walking home in the rain, i slipped and broke my arm. i just need some company to help me feel better 🙁
person2: ohnot

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