Oil Siblings
special bond between a guy and a girl created after both of them have had, alternatively or simultaneously, s-xual intercourse with the same girl.
-hey, monica, guess who i tapped last night!
-who?
-jessica!
-no way, i did her last month. we’re oil siblings!
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