oilwhore
oilwh-r- is a non-gendered term, meaning one who sold themself to the fossil fuels industry for personal gain. much like a wh-r- sells s-x, oilwh-r-s sell their integrity and credibility. the term oilwh-r- is inclusive, meaning it encomp-sses all involved, thus your family, friends, or your spouse may be an oilwh-r-. chances are good that if you are an oilwh-r- your entire family is too. scientists have determined oilwhoring is learned behaviour, not something contagious. anyone who selfishly promotes fossil fuels for direct or indirect gain, even if they themselves aren’t working for the fossil fuels sector, is susceptible to being an oilwh-r-. employees in the industry or fields enabling fossil fuel consumption are also included within the oilwh-r- domain. that could be politics, pipeline construction, mining, refining, transport, petrochemicals, the oil lobby, public relations, media, marketing, retail, or other area. so long as it involves promoting fossil fuel for gain it is indeed oilwhoring. once someone becomes an oilwh-r-, they forfeit their claim to having any credibility, integrity, ethical standards, honour, morals, a conscience, real friends, and lack the ability to love another human being as much as they love money. oilwh-r-s have no genetic relation to humanity. we thought they were decendants of a distant ancestor in the genus h-m- sapiens, but no, behaviour -n-lysis has shown oilwh-r-s belong to the genus pan troglodytes (see: pan troglodytes in wikipedia).
never trust an oilwh-r-. don’t you remember what the harper government did to canada?
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