OJJD
-obsessive joe jonas disorder. one of the most common disorders among the ojd family.
-most common symptoms:
-constant joe thoughts, may even lead to distraction at school, etc.
-use of joe phrases in affected person’s vocabulary.
-internet history full of joe-related pages.
-feelings of hate/jealousy towards anyone who has rumors of dating joe. (e.g. demi lovato, chelsea staub)
-happiness and/or excitement provoked by a photo or video containing joe-related material.
-joe jonas wallpaper, ringtone, posters, etc.
-member of a joe jonas fan club.
-someone with ojjd will do anything to be near joe. anything.
-it affects girls that are between 12-17 years old. ojjd in males is extremely rare.
-it’s transmitted mostly by the disney and family channel.
-there’s no known cure for ojjd yet.
ojjd girl:
omj today i saw a new living the dream episode, but joe wasn’t on that much. i was like “awkwaaaaarrd!”
girl 2:
oh really?
ojjd girl:
yes! it’s so incredible! joe is like.. sooo awesomely hot! they should change they’re name to the joenas brothers, you know!
girl 2:
yeah, i guess so. did you kno–
ojjd girl:
oh.. oh wait! did you know i recently found a video of joe kissing demi in the cheek! she was sooo happy.. i hate her!
girl 2:
actually, she said she isn’t dating him.
ojjd:
i still hate her! no one’s gonna steal my poor joe, i’m marrying him!
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