okcupid
a matchmaking website which offers a vast selection of personality tests and methods by which to choose a friend/penpal/and-or romantic partner.
have you seen may’s updated profile on okcupid?
a free dating website where you take surveys to see if you are compatable, however no matter how hard you try you will always get stuck with some fat chick, and all the hot chicks have too high of standards. also if you get a decent hot chick who has a high percentage rate with you they usually will not respond or say “ew”
dude 1: man this fat chick has a 98% match with me on okcupid
dude 2: well dont talk to her
dude 1: she keeps messaging me man i’m gonna block her
dude 3: you guys need to go meet chicks at a bar like normal people
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