Oklahoma Alarm Clock


a cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.
dude 1- “what an awful start to the morning”
dude 2- “what happened to you?”
dude 1- “derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his oklahoma alarm clock”

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