Oklahoma Fourth of July
the act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your d-ck and f-cking her until it explodes. when you are finished, attach her carc-ss to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.
friend: why isn’t miranda at school today?
me: oh i gave her an oklahoma fourth of july last night.
friend: oh okay bro.
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