Oklahoma Panhandle
a seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. the midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
a:hey man, my neighbor just got an oklahoma panhandle
b:no way! what happened to her bro?
a:the doctors ran out of st-tches!!
b:oh sh-t !
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