old as fuck
when someone has h-t a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter
omg you are old as f-ck
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1. the act of taking ibuprophen. 2. an over dose of ibuprophen. “anthea was caught flomming at school” “guys, i just flommed.” “did you see jason at the party the other night? he was totally flommed up beyond belief.”
- oldephile
one who has s-xual relationships with the older generation. typically more than 15 years older to be precise. the very much opposite of paedophile. oh my god, she’s such an oldephile. going about sleeping with older guys like that.
- Old Sagging Balls (OSB)
someone who is suffering from aging of the t-st-cl-s or epidermis surrounding his “junk” the doctor knew from looking at the man’s old sagging b-lls (osb) that he was easily 85.
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- Canadian Stranger
this is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. first, you being f-cking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue f-cking her without her knowing there’s been a trade. the canadian stranger is complete when you walk outside and […]