old baller


a woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. she then forces him to give her a new baby to p-ss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.
mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.

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