Old Crow Whiskey


a beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. somehow “descended” from a civil war era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. but the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a d-mn sight better.
i’m pretty sure modern old crow whiskey is distilled from king cobra. but it’s got a crow on it, so what the h-ll. i think i’ll go buy some right now.

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