old faithful

p-ssing in a females, as she shoots the p-ss out doggy style.
that chick last night pulled and old faithful and soaked me!
an old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. here are the steps:

1) remove lid from toilet
2) flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. hold the ball there for now. the bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. – leave, watch, and wait.

when the next user of the toilet takes a sh-t, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a sh-t volcano.
i took a sh-t in my friend’s toilet. when i flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. it was then that i knew my friend was a victim of old faithful.
double chin
kelly, your old faithful is showing.
while a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. as the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great p-ssion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.
guy: why are you so sticky?
girl: i just got done doing an old faithful.
guy: what the f-ck?
girl: yeah, i do it every time i m-st-rb-t-.
the act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a v-g-n-. useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
i jammed mentos and diet sprite up her c-nt to get her to do an old faithful.
this is when the male -j-c-l-t-s in or onto the -n-s of a female, she then farts and the j-zz shoots up into the air, resembling the geyser, old faithful.
jose: i got bored last night so i gave jen the old faithful

mike: nice, ill test it out on brittany
when a male (i.e. someone with a p-n-s) m-st-rb-t-s to the point of -j-c-l-t–n, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; j-zzing in one’s own face.

also, a corec ultimate team at uc berkeley.
“might i borrow your handkerchief? i just old faithfulled and my gl-sses could use a wipe.”

or

stranded on a desert island, gerry had to resort to an old faithful to fill his facial quota.
a ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for s-x when your feeling lonely.
jimmy: hey man i just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
bobby: no problem man, just call up your old faithful.
jimmy: i didnt want to resort to that but sure, i really need some s-x.