Old Fart Mailer
when an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
(email to old fart mailer) –
h-llo mr o fart,
your internet service has been fully provisioned.
thank you
lauren
(email from old fart mailer) –
yes h-llo lorna, thanks for your offer but i do not want anymore copies of readers digest just the world wide web will do.
yours sincerely and faithfully,
mr reginald o fart
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