old fashion


a handjob
my girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.
when a female strokes the male genitalia. otherwise know as a handjob.
crystal gave the random britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
an unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of s-xual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
bro, i thought i had it in the bag with mich-lle last night, but she just gave me an old fashion. this morning was the most painful morning of my life.
the syrup at ihop named old fashion. the mlc screamo band from oklahoma made a hand signal named the “old fashion” by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. it was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. they use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. you must yell out “old fashion” when doing the old fashion.
i can i get a old fashion hand shake
parents,grandparent,great grandparents, aunts, uncles.
that boy is just like his old fashion

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