old fashioned rimjob


the s-xual act of spreading your load on your partner’s -sshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your d-ck and shaving your partner’s -sshole with your d-ck razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.
jake: hey b-tch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?

maria: i think you need to try again, my -ss is itching like crazy.

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