old finger
when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone
me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ …he aint ready for all this
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