Old Guy Syndrome (OGS)
a condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent “they” who seem to direct their activities. a remarkable recovery is usually observed when one ogs sufferer is contacted by another ogs.
one who suffers from old guy syndrome (ogs) ogs may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.
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