Old Horse Fat


a lawyer named patrick smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his “old horse fat” over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. the email was forwarded all over.

source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
“dude, “carol” (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.”
a british colloquialism designating the male s-x organ.
dude, carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
british slang for “d-ck” or “p-n-s,” most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer patrick smith (now fired).
smith in email: “dude, ‘carol’ (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.”
p-n-s in british english
yo william carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

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