Old King Cole


noun, a tall 6″3″ ish man of dark mediterranian reatures with a tendancy to dote excessively on younger female siblings. goes by the unforgettable name or the manical master nib
there is an odd man over there licking a young girl’s shoes for her. she appears to have trod in horse sh-t. she looks like his sister. he must be an old king cole

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