Old Luggage


the impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ash-r- from a sinking cruise ship.
“get your -ss down here, the water’s gorgeous! just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block.”

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