Old man short dick disease
is the condition – which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible “mojo”. being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
old man short d-ck disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a lamborghini, ferrari or maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
yet don’t be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
when you drive past that lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. promo girl in the p-ssanger seat with a great b–b job – you can now think to yourself
‘old man short d-ck disease’
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