Old Man Tongue Disease


when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips…or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches…and persons over the age of 63.
‘ i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake…he must have had “old man tongue disease”!!

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