Old people logic
the bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
‘i took a dump two times in one night? it definitely must mean that i have diabetes.’ … old people logic
“i brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? i definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems.” … old people logic
“i like using cruise control on the highway? i probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it.” … old people logic
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