Old Rules Of The Internet


1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do not talk about 4chan.
3.we are anonymous.
4.anonymous is legion.
5.anonymous never forgives.
6.anonymous can be a horrible senseless uncaring monster (/cruise)
7.anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.there are no real rules about posting.
9.there are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.if you enjoy any rival sites-dont (i.e. an hero.
11. all your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.anything you say, can and will be used against you.
13.anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.the harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.if you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.every win fails eventually.
18.everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.the more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.oc is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.always question a persons s-xual preference without any real reason.
28.always question a persons gender- just incase it’s a man.
29.in the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover fbi agents. (yay partyvan)
30.there are no girls on the internet.
30a. excluding beth, but she is from the future, so it’s ok.
31.t-ts or gtfo, the choice is always yours.
32.you must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.lurk moar- it’s never enough.
34.there is p-rn of it- no exceptions.
34a. excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to…nvm
35.if no p-rn is found at the moment of question, p-rn will be made.
36.there will always be more f-cked up sh-t that what you just saw.
37.you can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.no real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.capslock is cruise control for cool.
40.even with cruise control you still need to steer. (/cruise)
41.desu isn’t funny, seriously, it’s worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.nothing is sacred. (like jesus f-cking christ, mary, and joseph. wincest)
43.the more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.even one single comment about j-panese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.whence one sees a lion, thou shalt get into thine car.
46.always furry p-rn of it- always.
47.the pool is always closed.
47a. due to aids.
47aa. and sharks.
47aaa. and stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. which are filled with aids.
the game.
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