Old Sausage Sunshine


the act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your -ss cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a sh-t log.
i woke my wife up with an old sausage sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

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