Old Spice

the reason you f-cked that b-tch
tommy wore old spice and had a threesome
if your grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist.
old spice- enter a world where odor doesn’t stand a chance.
the only correct way to freshen up a manly body, is with the manliest scent that ever graced the earth, and that manly scent which raises the sun in the morning, is old spice.

g-d was the first person to begin wearing old spice, and look at where he is now. old spice comes in many scents, each one is a manly blast of manliness, but in different forms. some may allow you to rule the world with your right hand and eat the sandwhich of victory with the other. others may make you irresistible to women of the highest caliber.
“i use old spice products to keep my self smelling like a man so right after i devour my mid-flight steak i can jump from a plane and do a perfect barrel roll into my office, then have rough manly s-x with any woman in sight and still smell like a good smelling man.” – saxton hale
(n.) a masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.
used car salesmen smell like old spice and drink miller high life.
pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. the persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.
nelson: did you see morgan pull off that parkour stunt.

dax: yeah it was pretty amazing!

trevor: it wasn’t just amazing, it was old spice!
when a woman shaves a mans package and then pours old spice down his -ss crack.
old spice – mz, tf, dc
when two old mexican guys c-m in your armpits.
steve: why do your armpits smell like stale salt water?

shawn:old spice, bro!
a deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.
i used some old spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.