Old Swampy
a name given to any older man who one may -ssume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the -ssumption.
person1: look its d-ck g-ddard!
person2: which person is d-ck g-ddard?
person1: old swampy over there.
person2: oooohhhh.
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