Old Testament God


the original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that he decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.
when old testament g-d gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, he’s going to have an infinite supply of cataclysmic foot-in–ss for how we’ve been treating the place.

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