Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster
a s-xual act made popular in post wwii j-pan wherein j-panese soldiers returning home from the war would have v-g-n-l intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, -j-c-l-t- into their cupped palms and coat their p-n-ses in their own s-m-n.
as was typical of soldiers in the field, the j-panese troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. the defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic “sands of iwo jima” and proceed to engage in -n-l intercourse.
the inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the allied victory at iwo jima, and would serve to force the j-panese wives to “feel their pain and shame.”
this move would later be polularized by conan o’brien on his recently debuted tbs late night talk show, “conan.”
mr. hirasaki is one crazy dude. i hear he gave his wife the old tokyo sand-blaster last night!
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