Old Tom Sleepass
it is the great childrens tale of old tom sleep-ss. it begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and sh-t up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud -ss f-ckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and sh-t, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and sh-t.
and then later when he woke up it was f-ckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad -ss wizard beard and sh-t, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his -ss beat the f-ck down.
mike has been sleeping all f-cking day. hes such an old tom sleep-ss.
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