Olde Boye
a term of endearment expressed from one refined gentleman to another, most commonly at social garden events. a man that is well suited for the daughter of a wealthy man. often dressed in tails and a waist coat and would be deemed a ‘plonker’ in modern society.
hey olde boye, have you noticed mr lawson’s daughter? she has a derrier that i would love to smother in quince paste
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