Oldest Rocker in Town


the oldest rocker in town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock ‘n’ roll, and the ton-up cult of riding british built motor cycles… this was also the era of dry f-cks and s-x before the pill
i attended the 2nd belfast rockabilly roots round-up 2005 held at the end of june/beginning of july at clarendon dock. some of the events were held in the rotterdam bar, pilot street and in the neighbouring bar pat’s bar. i bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me the oldest rocker in town

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