Oldfag


an oldf-g (also known as elitist -sshole) is a user of an online community who has been with the community a considerable amount of time and won’t shut up about it. much like the old men that hang out in front of the liquor store, oldf-gs harp on and on about the good old days and how things used to be. oldf-gs generally consider themselves better than everyone one else, sometimes even people outside the community, because we all know being a member of newgrounds or deviantart for six years makes you a winner in the real world. some oldf-gs become even more oldf-ggy by har-ssing noobs if they dare to speak. it is possible to be a helpful senior member without being an oldf-g.

the opposite of an oldf-g is a newf-g, both terms are used on imageboards like 4chan.
i would have asked for help with the frames problem, but the only ones who know anything are oldf-gs.
a term used on imageboards and forums to describe users and members who have been there from the start.

with regards to /b/, they’re the only reason /b/ existed long enough for the newf-gs to ruin it. we don’t want to explain memes to you or guide you away from the trolls. if you don’t want to be called a newf-g, then sit back idly until you’re accustomed to our way of life. then, an hero.
nf: /b/oxxy is our queen.

of: sage. right f-cking now.

nf: stfu oldf-g!

of: …n-gg-r.
oldf-gs are the cause of 50% of the cancer that is killing 4chan.

they wouldn’t stop b-tching about the newf-gs and the “cancer”.

what they do best is cry about how good /b/ was.
oldf-g 1: d-mn those newf-gs ruining the lulz we were having on /b/.

oldf-g 2: ruining? /b/ was always /b/ullsh-t!

…oldf-gs…

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