OldPort


its when you take what tobacco is left out of discarded “newport” cigarette b-tts, roll them into a zigzag-add a used newport filter….well-ahh you have yourself an oldport! courtesy of jason
whats that ya got there a newport?
nah, its an oldport, why you wanna drag??
ahh yea, no, i think i’ll p-ss….
small cigars (colts) with a sweet tip..the flavor is rum wine ..
man i had a sweet old port tha otha day

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