ole markus


when you meet an ole markus you instantly feel like you’re gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

when he’s not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he’s either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
someone presumably: “hey man, wanna party”
ole markus: “no”

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