Ole Missitis


that b-tton-down, repressed atmosphere where people hate anything and everything that isn’t exactly like them: southern bigots feeling self-important without anything to back it up.
all that far-right talk, racism and h-m-phobia sink deep into your skin in mississippi and you’ve got a case of ole missitis.

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