oleksyn
someone or something who has been thru the ringer, usually after a chaotic event or natural disaster. can also include (but not limited to)fires, tornados, rust damage, week long benders involving several dfferent types of liquors and schnapps, or planatary explosions caused by the death star.
person 1: “man, what happened to your car! it looks like an elephant sat on it!”
person 2: “yeah, it’s really been thru an oleksyn or two.”
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