Olfson
a frequently misspelled word, usually a name. makes the person who knows how to spell it appear smarter for a bit of time.
olfsons live very full lives and have many interests. they deal with major issues often and think of it as “normal.” an olfson attempts to be as efficient as possible but spares no money when it comes to health or education.
“how do you spell your last name?”
“o-l-f as in frank s as in sugar o-n”
“ok, let me read it back to you. o-l-s-o-n”
-repeat a gazillion times-
how frustrating can this get!?! i didn’t think this scenario would require an olfson this soon!
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