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• Shivvy

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• Shizznipple

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  shower and after you poo. it feels like your born again. i feel so good that i did my shiz-shower-nut.

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  a txt-messaging mishap. when txt messaging someone and autocorrect changes your txt message to create a horribly wrong message. but you click send anyway because you’re a godd-mn sms ninja. :-/ near texthap – what i was trying to type: “kick some -ss, stud!” – auto-corrected right before send: “lick some -ss, stud!”

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