Ollivandered


“no! no! definately not!”
when harry potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, “no! no! definately not!”.
guy 1: yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
guy 2: really? what did you do?
guy 1: she was like sixty so i ollivandered her…

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