Olympaddiction


a condition that afflicts people every 2 years during the winter and summer olympics. olympaddiction leads to sleeplessness, high distractability, medal count obsession and the utter inability to pull oneself away from the tv, tablet and/or smartphone while the olympics are on.
“ugh! i was up all night watching the olympics! this olympaddiction is killing me! i fell asleep in the morning briefing!”

“your olympaddiction is serious! you’ve been checking your phone for medal count updates every 5 seconds!”

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