Olympic Gay


the tendency of some american male olympic hopefuls competing for medals in individual figure-skating to wear campy costumes (even more sequined than the asian skaters’), or tight, self-designed get-ups in the most fashionable colors, usually showing a broader bodice with no chest hair, but more b–b than the more run-of-the-mill glitzy skater’s costume.

this tendency is sometimes accompanied by demands of the sort observed at the 2010 winter olympics in vancouver, canada, if not earlier, for special favors such as switching rooms in the athletes’ dorm to bunk with a special friend. on the ice, when they perform well, they look fabulous and the viewer can feel the narcissism coming through the television; when they perform poorly, they look fabulous despite the gaffes and the viewer can nonetheless feel the nacissism coming through the television, often simultaneous with oblique on-air comment by the network’s sports journalist referencing their “controversial” pre-rink behavior.
“jeremy, i can’t believe what i just saw! that american kid made such a poor showing. he fell on his -ss and didn’t even make the top fifteen. but he strutted off the ice, mugging for the cameras, and looking like he was about to burst the leather straps holding his vest together out of sheer pride or sheer gall.”

“chad,” there just ain’t no gay like usa olympic gay.”

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