Omahole


pr-nunciation: oma-‘hol
function: noun

1a.
any u.s. midwestern city with a population that’s majority caucasian, conservative with limited culture and sophistication

1b.
a city with less than 1 million people where it’s progressive citizens are embarr-ssed to admit where they live

2a.
a town or city that is predominantly flown over by coastal travelers

2b.
any small midwestern city that takes air travels at least two flights to reach it

origin: current and former citizens of omaha, nebraska
i yearn to live in omahole and only eat meat and potatoes.

you don’t believe in evolution? you must be from omahole.

i have to fly over omahole to reach new york.

we finally reached omahole after five hours and two layovers.

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