omca


noun.

a socially inept and reclusive person who enjoys the company of instant message buddies and re-runs of “home improvemnet” over that of real-life human interaction.
jake: dude, the omca was out today, riding his bicycle.

mindy: i don’t believe you. he hasn’t left his house since 1983.

jake: well, i did just have my eyes dilated, leaving me with blurred vision, so, you’re probably right.

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