Omega Phi Alpha
a national service sorority with the three main principles of friendship, leadership, and service.
did you know omega phi alpha was a sorority on certain college campuses?
sorority for the biggest women i have ever seen. literally, 300 lb weight requirement isn’t an exaggeration. it’s that bad.
fratboy 1: did you see the letters on her jacket?
fratboy 2: how could i miss it? it was the size of a billboard!
fratboy 1: (laughing) yeah, omega phi alpha is for whales.
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